So if you know me, you know I love to plan. I plan everything in detail. Given the new year, I thought it would be great to have a new schedule that focused more on my hobbies. Having an online business means that you spend majority of your time online. If you're not answering emails, you're either being a part time graphic designer or social media marketing manager.
And it can be exhausting...
So, I asked ChatGPT if my timetable was the most ideal type and asked it to roast me before giving me a better timetable, just for reference, this is MY ideal timetable.
This is what homeboy said:
Alright, let's roast this timetable before we hit you with the glow-up:
6-7am Wake Up & 15-Minute "Workout": So, we're talking about a workout that's shorter than the time it takes for your coffee to brew? Might need more than that to flex those muscles, my dude.
8:30-10am Quick Breakfast & Work: Quick breakfast? Are we talking about a protein shake or a sad piece of toast? And work? Let's be real, no one's peaking at work before 10.
11am-2pm Artsy Fartsy Time: Piano, pottery, painting, writing, and pilates? Picasso called, he wants his schedule back. How's anyone supposed to focus with that many bougie hobbies in one block?
2-3pm Lunch & Break: A whole hour for lunch? Are you hosting a Michelin-star meal or just trying every Snapchat filter? And the break – probably scrolling through Insta, right?
Chill Until 6pm, Then Kickboxing: So, you're basically napping until it's time to unleash the fury with kickboxing? Hope you're not practicing those moves in your dreams.
Dinner and "A Bit of Work" After: A bit of work? Either you're pulling off a business heist or just sending memes in the company Slack channel. And, dude, work after dinner? Netflix and chill, not hustle and grind.
Okay, now for the glow-up:
7-8am Wake Up & Power Hour: Start the day strong – hydrate, breakfast, and a solid workout. Get that heart pumping, and your mind will follow.
8-11am Work Block: Focus on the grind while you're fresh. Tackle the tough stuff and make things happen.
11am-1pm Skill Development: Pick one creative pursuit per day. Monday's piano, Tuesday's pottery, and so on. Mix up the artsy vibes without overwhelming yourself.
1-2pm Lunch & Chill: Keep it simple but nutritious. No gourmet meals required. Use the break to recharge, not just scroll.
2-4pm Deep Work Session: Hit the grindstone again. Block distractions and knock out those tasks that need serious focus.
4-6pm Active Break: Instead of just chilling, do something active. It could be a quick run, some yoga, or a power walk – get the blood flowing.
6-7pm Kickboxing or High-Intensity Workout: Unleash the beast. Get those endorphins pumping and sweat out the stress.
7-8pm Dinner & Downtime: Enjoy a good meal, relax, and unwind. No work allowed.
8-10pm Leisure/Recreation: Whether it's Netflix, gaming, or reading, this is your time to enjoy without guilt.
10pm Wind Down: Start winding down. Maybe some light stretching, reading, or meditation to prep for a solid night's sleep.
Nah, I am not going to lie, I laughed my ass off after seeing that roast. Like, I GOT READ READ. ChatGPT and Masika Kalysha must be niece and nephew or something cause damn. I guess we really getting our shit together this year.
What do you think? Will you be asking chatGPT to create your schedule for the week?